Starring Linda Blair, Dan Haggerty & Troy Donahue
Directed by Deland Nuse
Starting in a lab some cryogenic freezing is being performed, while a group of protesters does what they do protest. The place their protesting is Universal Cryogenics, a company that if you want can freeze your sick loved one. At least until the technology is advanced enough to bring them back to life. So we start here with some tin foil wrapped bodies in the lab. Meanwhile a doctor and a janitor are making some kind of shady deal. Then we cut to the next scene, some criminals are robbing all sorts of places. One dude gets his throat sliced and lots of shooting ensues. After that Some older guy pulls up to U.C., that man is Joseph Davenport. Dude rolls up in a limo to find out his criminal son who was involved in the robbery is in a coma. So obviously he gets him icepopped. Then they let you in on the secret the lab is a front to sell fresh organs on the Mexican black market. A storm is brewing...literally a bad storm rolls in and the power of the whole lab goes out. The dumbass security guards decide its a good idea to bring the containers with the bodies in them outside to keep them cold. Awesome idea considering there's a really bad thunderstorm happening and the containers are metal. Long story short lightning and metal, yeah these bitches get struck and tin foils zombies attack. They cannot be killed by conventional weapons. They look kinda like Zombie-Alien things, and then start killing everybody while tearing the place apart. Some electricians try to fix the power in the boiler room they don't, they all die. So everything has totally turned to shit the old man Davenport fights his zombie son everyone else is fighting for survival. Apparently the green cryogenic fluid and lightning make a sort of liquid nitrogen to freeze those zombie bastards. But liquid nitrogen can't keep the zombie bloodthirst at bay. One zombie gets a forklift through the spine, pretty awesome. Also one of these ice zombies freezes the sleazy doctor alive. The massive storm is still running strong and causes the whole facility to burn and explode. And I love explosions! The cops show up to late as usual. And yeah a zombie's driving a limo at the end. Yeah that's it watch it and you will be pleased. Or maybe your as dumb as they say you are.
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