Big Trouble In Little China

This is is one of the best movies ever made. Best director, best actor and most amazing story ever. On the hunt for a girl with green eyes a badass mother named Lo Pan, craves to be human again. Ok so lets start out with Jack Burton the coolest character of all time, a truck driving sandwich eating gambling ass kicking son of a bitch. Making deliveries Jack stops to visit his buddy Wang-and quickly proceeds to takes everyones money in cards. Wang's lady gets taken Jack's truck gets taken then the ass kicking begins. San Francisco never seemed this intense, full on street fight kung-fu funeral battles, kidnappings, sweet 80's glasses, Chinese mafia, dudes with glowing stuff coming out of their eyes and mouth, three storms.
After the girl and the truck are taken Jack and Wang hunt these suckers down and whoop up some bad dudes in the process. Lo Pan traps the guys and puts them through all kinds of crappy situations, but Jack and Wang don't let that stop them. These guys kick the three storms kung-fu masters asses, even though those bastards shoot lightning bolts out of their hands have all kinds of cool weapons and these dudes can fly. But that doesn't stop Jack from finding Lo Pan. Lo Pan proceeds to get his ass kicked slaves girls are freed from cages Jack gets the girl. Wang gets his girl back too. Not only does this masterpiece of a movie have amazing special effects but the soundtrack rules too especially the title track by the Coupe de Villes. I tell you watch this movie it has the two main ingredients to make an awesome movie John Carpenter and Kurt Russell. After you this if you don't want to watch it over and over again you might want to check your pulse because you might be dead. So do yourself a favor and buy this shit don't rent it cause it's mandatory to own this piece of cinematic history.