This post isn't really a review, but I just wanted to tell you all how excited I am to go tho this convention. For those of you who aren't familiar with this here's the link http://www.shermantheater.com/index.cfm?siteid=83&itemcategory=25144&priorId=0&ProductId=35279. Check it out the Severed Short Film Night and VHS convention, Saturday May 19th. How can you go wrong independent short films, awesome VHS and awesome VHS collector's. Also I'm pretty siked that some of the dudes from some of my favorite websites should be there, VHSHITFEST, LUNCHMEAT VHS among others. So if your into awesome movies and aren't a total technology snob you should go to this and support this festival. That's all for now.
This is is one of the best movies ever made. Best director, best actor and most amazing story ever. On the hunt for a girl with green eyes a badass mother named Lo Pan, craves to be human again. Ok so lets start out with Jack Burton the coolest character of all time, a truck driving sandwich eating gambling ass kicking son of a bitch. Making deliveries Jack stops to visit his buddy Wang-and quickly proceeds to takes everyones money in cards. Wang's lady gets taken Jack's truck gets taken then the ass kicking begins. San Francisco never seemed this intense, full on street fight kung-fu funeral battles, kidnappings, sweet 80's glasses, Chinese mafia, dudes with glowing stuff coming out of their eyes and mouth, three storms.
